did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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