ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Randomize
