As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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