idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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