Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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