Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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