i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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