at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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