I think scott just propositioned me for sex
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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