Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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