it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Randomize
