there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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