Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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