My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
