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She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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