Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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