its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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