so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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