That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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