brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Randomize
