at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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