Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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