He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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