Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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