..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My ass is underappreciated
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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