why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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