he wants to bone in the snuggie
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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