Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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