I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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