My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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