3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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