His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I seem to have left my pride at pride
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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