He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My balls are so social today.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
nutella sex= disaster
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
