that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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