I want to make a zoo with you.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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