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(519): View more from Ontario

turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.

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(541): View more from Oregon

It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that

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(440): View more from Ohio

The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore

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(714): View more from California

The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.

(310): View more from California

Best. Text. Ever.

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(229): View more from Georgia

what happened last night?!

(1-229): View more from Georgia

you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.

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