That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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