so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
