I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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