Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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