Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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