Buhtt sex?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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