when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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