Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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