True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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