Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
