just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
That was before I lit my hair on fire
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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