what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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