i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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