If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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