Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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