I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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