I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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