i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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